Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He better not be in your backpack
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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