I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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