Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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