there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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