He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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