I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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