I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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