ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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