Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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