it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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