I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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