This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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