So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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