So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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