He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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