i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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