yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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