Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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