Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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