i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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