i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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