Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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