she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
