honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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