Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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