just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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