i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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