HIV tests are more positive than that guy
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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