let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
