question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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