walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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