Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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