i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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