And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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