would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i think im in europe. pls send help
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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