I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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