nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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