so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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