I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
