I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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