Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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