So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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