Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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