You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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