found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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