Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just pee around me
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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