Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
farters have to be the big spoon...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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