the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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