I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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