Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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